Was making great time when suddenly...

"yamahog" (yamahog) 06/04/2014 at 20:06 • Filed to: None

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Agggghhhhh.

You'll never guess what happened to the Yamaha this morning, leaving me stranded off the 401. Yes, in Canada.

Seriously, you'll never guess (unless you're CrzRsn, if so shush), but I'll let you try. Winner gets stars or something.

jkm7680 > yamahog 06/04/2014 at 20:07

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Uhm, uhm. Engine blew up? Maple syrup in the gas tank?

Takuro Spirit > yamahog 06/04/2014 at 20:08

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Youuuuuuu hit a tow truck?

Brian Silvestro > yamahog 06/04/2014 at 20:10

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A bee flew in your helmet.

Your boy, BJR > yamahog 06/04/2014 at 20:11

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you came out of a particularly intense acid trip and realized you have never actually been to canada?

CRider > yamahog 06/04/2014 at 20:12

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Did you run it out of gas?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > yamahog 06/04/2014 at 20:12

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Didn't have somebody with a pickup to call?

But, I think your V-Tech kicked in, bro.

Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT > yamahog 06/04/2014 at 20:12

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Moose?

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > yamahog 06/04/2014 at 20:13

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hmm...

chain slipped off?

out of gas?

kickstand sensor came loose?

tromoly > yamahog 06/04/2014 at 20:18

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Overheated?

Milky > yamahog 06/04/2014 at 20:20

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Out of blinker fluid?

Training wheels flew off?

airbag light came on?

rear dif started making noise?

Viggen > yamahog 06/04/2014 at 20:21

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A bear drunk on maple syrup hijacked your bike?

$kaycog > yamahog 06/04/2014 at 20:26

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You broke a fingernail?

/jk

PatBateman > yamahog 06/04/2014 at 20:31

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Broken Flux Capacitor?

Also, kudos to everyone that answered in a smartass way.

Arben72 > yamahog 06/04/2014 at 20:36

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You ran out of gas, and a man on a moose offered to take you back to his igloo. You declined and instead called a tow truck.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > yamahog 06/04/2014 at 20:48

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front sprocket washer nut failed?

Crocket Bernet > yamahog 06/04/2014 at 21:12

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It broke.

JGrabowMSt > yamahog 06/04/2014 at 21:15

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I'm going to put my money on something in the handlebar area decided to take a vacation, physically or otherwise.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > yamahog 06/04/2014 at 21:24

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You rode through a pool of hydrochloric acid and now your bike is a puddle and that photo is a LIE!

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > yamahog 06/04/2014 at 21:32

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Fuel pump failure?

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > yamahog 06/04/2014 at 21:47

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The chain flew off my CBR600RR one time at about 120mph. That's the only time I had to get towed.

TL,DR: don't use rivet chains unless you have a really good rivet tool

STREPITUS > yamahog 06/04/2014 at 22:24

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Tried to ramp a tow truck. Got stuck.

Frank Grimes > yamahog 06/04/2014 at 22:48

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1/2 off flat biller trucker hat sale...you shart yourself? :)

Orange Exige > yamahog 06/04/2014 at 23:15

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You came upon a flatbed and asked the driver if you could put your bike up on it so you could make it look like you had a great story to tell on Jalopnik?

yamahog > Orange Exige 06/04/2014 at 23:18

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Lol yea, I wish I didn't have to pay someone to remove SPIDERS from my MOTORCYCLE too but that's life!

sdwarf36 > yamahog 06/05/2014 at 00:47

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Flat tire.

Saloon_Hoon > yamahog 06/05/2014 at 15:32

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everything looks to be there in the photo -

chain on, tires pumped, no obvious leaks... electrical? deadish/faulty battery leading to power failure? (happened to my friend's GS500 on a hwy here - glad I have a trailer)

yamahog > Saloon_Hoon 06/05/2014 at 15:39

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Technically electrical! http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/told-you-no-on…

Saloon_Hoon > yamahog 06/05/2014 at 16:19

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allthenopes.jpg lol

I'd seen a bunch of bees in the battery box of a scooter I (almost) rode once - I'll never store a bike outside again haha

glad it got fixed easyish!